三十六計Sān shí liù jì · est. 6th c.

The Thirty-Six Stratagems

The classic Chinese manual of 36 schemes — six chapters, six stratagems each — explained plainly and illustrated, one sly panda per scheme.

Thirty-six schemes for war, politics, and the group chat — each explained plainly, illustrated by one deeply untrustworthy panda. What is this?

For when you already hold the advantage — how to press a strong hand without wasting it.

Evenly matched. Manufacture the opening, then take it before your rival notices it was there.

You're on the front foot — provoke, lure, and aim past the soldiers at the one head that matters.

The board is a mess. Good. Cut the supply line, muddy the water, and slip away clean.

Get close, combine schemes, and turn a partner's house into your own.

You're losing. Buy time, sow discord, trade a little blood for trust — and if all else fails, leave.