三十六計Sān shí liù jì · est. 6th c.
The Thirty-Six Stratagems
The classic Chinese manual of 36 schemes — six chapters, six stratagems each — explained plainly and illustrated, one sly panda per scheme.
Thirty-six schemes for war, politics, and the group chat — each explained plainly, illustrated by one deeply untrustworthy panda. What is this?
For when you already hold the advantage — how to press a strong hand without wasting it.
Evenly matched. Manufacture the opening, then take it before your rival notices it was there.
You're on the front foot — provoke, lure, and aim past the soldiers at the one head that matters.
The board is a mess. Good. Cut the supply line, muddy the water, and slip away clean.
Get close, combine schemes, and turn a partner's house into your own.
You're losing. Buy time, sow discord, trade a little blood for trust — and if all else fails, leave.